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Bob Ross Day

You get anything bob ross and day anything bob ross
Guy 1: Dude what are you wearing?
Guy 2: It’s Bob Ross day man

Guy 1: *poofs in a Bob Ross shirt*
by bobross#1fan<3 November 21, 2019
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National JaJu Day

The JaJu’s are a group of intelligent sons AND daughters put together to start a revolution. On Monday they unite and wear white shirts and black pants. JaJu’s UNITE!
Kid 1: Who is that group of kids all wearing black and white?
Kid 2: They are the JaJu’s. They wear it every Monday for National JaJu day.
by JaJu’s forever November 24, 2019
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George pig day

Guy 1: dude October 28th is national george pig appreciation day
Guy 2: what the fuck is that?
Guy 1: George pig day is a day to appreciate george pig because he is underrated and people are mean to him.
by Cannibalistic tellitubby November 27, 2019
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National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
by National Day Guy April 11, 2019
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National single day

When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13
by Alone13 April 11, 2019
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National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by iLife was April 15, 2019
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St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green
My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩
by Benton2ton September 1, 2019
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