Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt)

A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) is a pretty dumb fuck

by Slender Man... January 26, 2025

Cheese Ngl

When prevailing in an argument by providing a counterargument, and ultimately turning their logic against themselves successfully.

John: “I really like this food.”

Mike: “You have terrible taste”

John: “I don’t care”

Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”

John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”

by Somnisius August 16, 2021

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024

Cheese puff

when you have a puff but it turns out to be a block of cheese.

yoo homie wanna puff??????????

sureeeeeee man

*trys to have puff*

Yo man this isnt a vape its a block of cheese

yea man you just got a cheese puff

by yxng_yxng May 3, 2022

Mac & cheese

Sex

I heard you and Alana making Mac & cheese last night

by Bobby.jeff February 18, 2025

cheese

cheese:
your boo
your sneaky link
your “lil yea”
your gf
your bf

“mann i ain’t seen my cheese in a minute i hope he ain’t being friendly with other b***hes”.

by real urban. February 17, 2023