John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley

John = swag king

by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021

John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger

1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp

by twister743w July 27, 2011

Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022