wannabe Matys

a group of few fuckers that want to be exactly the same like one of my best friend. they're acting like him, wearin similar clothes, two of them even got a hairstyle like he does. every "wannabe Matys" almost admires him, but he hates this act of copin his own style. they're also suckin to him every moment and it's so pathetic. he's always gettin fuckin angry when they're doin such things.

1) wannabe Matys nr.2: hey, Matys, wouldn't be great if we all buy this same shirt and then wear it in the sql?
my friend: fuck off, ya mothetfuckin wannabe!

2) plumber: look Mateo, I've bought you flowers, I love you, I don’t want to be like you, I WANT TO BE YOU!!

by Janczor December 24, 2008

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009

LIPA meat freezer

When a person lays with their legs pulled behind their head and has a partner bounce small pieces of dry ice off of their genitals.

"I got kind of hot watching Jennifer's Body, so I cooled down in the LIPA meat freezer."

by jelby March 19, 2010

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

small meat

an annoying person that everyone hates

Nobody wants rick here, he is such a small meat

by johngrady June 3, 2010

proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.

Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.

by Man on Mountain September 4, 2010