John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

by Owluminati December 1, 2021

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

John backflip

One story claims that John Backflip performed the first backflip in 1316 in medieval Europe. However, Backflip was eventually exiled after his rival, William Frontflip, convinced the public that Backflip was using witchcraft.

Person 1: dude who did the first backflip

Person 2: it got to be none other than John Backflip!!

by Fortnitebawlz July 11, 2024

John Willy

A British man’s penis.

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.

by Brownald December 31, 2021

John Doe

John doe is a series of pictures that are a inside joke between Kasey, Gavin, and Jullee

I am going to have to send a john doe!

by Jules Doe March 15, 2019