Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

Treen Treen in ur flection

Athena was our silkie. When we found out he was a rooster cuz he cockadoodledood in the morning, we had to take him to the farm. He was really mad now! He had to leave his girlfriend Chu bear and his friends. He was a pathetic flapper and flyer and his face looked like a smiley face cuz of her big poof on her head. She was made up of five poofs: her head, body, tail, and feet.

Athena is a rooster??
Look its treen treen in ur flection

by ranch. January 30, 2021

Chey'd flexin attention ho

A person who blocks people just to talk shit about them over social media and seeks agreement with likes and comments.

Carla is such a chey'd flexin attention ho! She blocked Nicole and then talked shit about her and if Nicole had something to say bring it on but Nicole couldn't see anything from being blocked.
Comments from unblocked people:
YOU GO GIRL! TELL EM CARLA! I GOT YOUR BACK!

by Kaleesi April 29, 2021

eating the flesh of humans

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal

somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*

by YOUAREALONE9999 August 8, 2021

Zera manera flera pandera

This girl can't be described with words. She's just incredible. She'd doubt herself way to much, even though everybody loves her and what she does. She's a wild party mouse and fiestas without her really don't make any sense. I know that all the boys that see her like her, they're just too shy to speak to her because she's just way too gorgeous for any of them. I mean, tell me one thing Zera can't do. She's so incredible talented in sports, art, her music taste is unreal, she skates but is so incredibly cool there's no need for anybody to know that, which is the reason she never told her friends. But what I most love about her, is the way she makes people feel. No matter in which situation in your live you are, Zera listens, gives you the advice you need, tells you what you wanted to hear and needed to hear or just says nothing, when there's nothing to say. She'd never interrupt you, and if she does she'd apologise a thousand times. She makes you feel valued and loved and gives me personally the biggest confidence. Walking around with her is always super fun and super cool. No matter if you've mutaches drawn on your face and you're walking through Munich or cariing your bike through your whole town.

She's adventurous, crazy, funny and freakin' beautiful inside and outside.

~lora♡

- Dude, I can't breath!
- OMG, what happend?
- Do you see the girl on the other side of the street?

*turns around *
Both died.

Cause of death: Zera manera flera pandera too away their breath .

by laulaulautschi February 19, 2022

Fuck boy fletch

That guy that passively aggressively tells you you can buy your own drinks while seemlessy attracts women to pay for his, all the while he bangs the local milfs out side of stage west on a Thursday night..

The dude doesn’t have money but can pull…He is just another fuck boy fletch

by Gladiator497 February 28, 2022