Wonderful Baby Maker

1) Dick 2) A male's penis

I took out my wonderful baby maker and stroked it

by Ninja_Duck July 19, 2010

Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.

Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"

by Ayoe March 19, 2009

baby daddy face

The look on your face after having to talk or deal with your kid's annoying and impossible father.

She just got off the phone with her son's father and looks mad, she has baby daddy face.

by DreKY November 9, 2014

baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

da baby moment

Bruh moment but better.

Mom:why is there a jar of poop in your bag?

Me:*da baby moment*

by Tsikitas September 19, 2019

oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"

Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.

by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020