How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

by All State 1B June 23, 2013

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Wat is this i dont even

A word used directly after/as a result of seeing something strange, random or non-sensical.

Common mistakes include:
- Spelling "wat" in the conventional, grammatically correct fashion. "What". This is incorrect.
- Including a question mark.

Bob: When i went to the air-conditioning store i found a rabbit and put it in my sock for yesterday.

Steve: wat is this i dont even

by ScottDouglas May 23, 2011

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I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

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I guess you had to be there

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010

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