Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.

She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time

by JasonFive February 24, 2005

Storey Time

The act of pulling the girls armpit hairs (both pits) while fucking

Storey time my ass

by Deeznuts66696 October 21, 2023

Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.

“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”

by Stutututu March 14, 2022

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

EnKi Time(s)

defines any anti-semitic -or purely anti-jewish- moment or period in time.

Sumerian god EnKi -and his Orion/Aryan Order- is the source for all the EnKi Time(s) the Israelites had to live through

by kelamist February 12, 2024

corona time

its time to grab a good old cold corona with a lemon and drink it with the friends

me:' Its corona time'
you;'Dont you mean covid-19'
me:'no i mean the tasty mexican beer that you can enjoy with a piece of lemon too not covid-19'

by yeboiyounes March 10, 2020