John: Today I my stomach was hurting so I went to the bath room to poop but I only let out a huge fart. I missed my date over a fart.
by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020
Get the Fartmug. by sam waz here January 1, 2018
Get the Twerk fartmug. by Flot August 26, 2015
Get the Torpedo Fartmug. It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.
by nah mann comeon October 17, 2022
Get the cryogenic fartmug. by Birtbombdotcom May 10, 2018
Get the Chewy fartmug. Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.
by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018
Get the Fart chokemug. by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022
Get the Throat Fartmug.