Vagina Face Cunt!

my best friend's boyfriend bc he wanted to break up with her for no reason.... Also whoever I choose to call! (:

Best Friends's should to be ex boyfriend but isn't unfortunately,, what a waste of time bc he is a vagina face cunt!

by Carpediembitch! May 22, 2011

Cunt-o-Puss

A dumb bitch that no one can stand but is also afraid to stand up to other bitches that talk shit about her.

The combination of a bitch and a pussy

Becky won't leave me alone and wouldn't shut up about how Courtney talked shit about it or do anything about it.
So I smacked the Cunt-o-Puss

by Ugly2593 January 29, 2012

cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 2, 2008

Gypsy-faced cunt

Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.

"Put the cheese down, you gypsy-faced cunt!"

by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003

flat top cunt

person who thinks he is cool with a flat top haircut

"look at that flat top cunt, what a wanker"

by rtargett October 2, 2007

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

Shut ya cunt

Shut your mouth. Stop talking.

Youve been talking shit all day! Do me a favour and shut ya cunt.

by captaindigi November 2, 2018