Sweat Farts

When your body is overheating so much you need to expel gas to get heat out aka butthole air conditioning

It was so hot out today i had a bad case of the sweat farts .

by Mhmmmm2727 August 06, 2018

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 12, 2022

Hawk Farted

A bird farted; Fart

The type of bird a Hawk Farted.

by ProfessionalDefinitioner123 May 29, 2022

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017

Fart Bellow

When a person farts then try’s to vent the fart out the back of the waist band to quickly evacuate the smell from their pants

John farted prior to entering the party. He was afraid he would drag it into the party, crop dusting everyone. John quickly performed a fart bellow then confidently entered the residence to join the party.

by salty slug October 04, 2022

what the fart

"What the fart" is a humorous and clean version of "what the hell" or "what the fuck". It also links with the phrase "fart you". The slang is most often used by individuals ages 12-17 and can be used in any circumstance, particularly when something surprising occurs.

Bro, did you see that?
What the fart just happened..

by anonymous4651 April 16, 2023

what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.

Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.

by Unbloated January 19, 2023