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penis

A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone
I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom
by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019
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Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.
Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!
by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020
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Penis

Person: Man I sure do love eating John's penis!
by Michaelius Dingulius February 13, 2023
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Flower penis

When your a hippie but you buy a dildo
by Hsjejf August 17, 2017
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Frick Penis

Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
by ButtFingererNigga🧨 July 10, 2023
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penis

fat things that boys have that girls always wanna hop on
Boy: my penis is hurting

Girl: i can help u with that daddy
by fatcocks May 24, 2022
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Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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