Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

Salid membah

being salid

Oh my god you are so salid, you must be a SALID MEMBAH

by Rodders23 November 2, 2012

eclipse memory

diminished memory.

He was diagnosed as having eclipse memory.

by uttam maharjan February 23, 2013

complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)

Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.

by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013

re-meme-ber

Recalling memes from the past.

Re-meme-ber that Miguel leg dropping Pacquiao meme? That was priceless...

by Sloppy Tuna September 6, 2013

Vagina Memoir

When a guy goes into graphic details of an ex female partner depicting her vagina to his friends.

Guy: So I was with this girl last night and we started some freaky shit. Guy2: yo bro I don't need to hear her vagina memoir.

by missym December 14, 2014

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015