A Tourist Friend is much like a traditional tourists , but they only "visit" or "vacation" to your friendship instead of actual destinations. A Tourist Friend comes and goes, but mostly goes. They are only there when they want to be and often forget to even speak to you when they aren't "visiting." These people are hipocrites and they should not be taken at their word. These friends often break such common unwritten friend laws such as "Bros before hoes" and "Chicks before dicks." Abandon these friends as they will certainly abandon you...until they come crawling back. They are not worth your time.

Johnathon is a tourists friend. He can never hangout, but says he wants to. Bails all the time, and once he got a girl, he disappeared.

Isabel got a man and now hasn't called in 3 months, despite our 20year friendship. She's such a tourist friend.

A Tourist Friend by fabocj June 28, 2018

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That bitch friend

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate

Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s [that bitch friend”

That bitch friend by Zera123 January 2, 2019

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Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

Jesus my friend by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

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