National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
Get the National Penis Daymug. 1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022
Get the Chinese Penis Torturemug. Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
Get the Penis bumpmug. The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
by penguinisreallygay March 3, 2024
Get the Penismug. Female 1; he had a penis
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
Female 2; Did he fire any baby making ammo
Female 1; yes but he was wearing a boom boom stick beanie
by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020
Get the penismug. by Old Bread April 30, 2023
Get the Penismug. 