bought the cheese

A polite way to say you shit yourself. More than just a shart, full on turd in the drawers.

I was riding the bus and this old dude in front of me totally bought the cheese, ran right down his leg onto the floor.

by flyingpigvomit January 9, 2014

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*

by Dying inside July 5, 2023

tribal cheese

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.

“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”

by creepingdeath01 April 2, 2023

Cheesed

When something is too funny or cringy for words. Often said by youtuber Wolfiewraps and RyanSwaze

Did they just say a homeless man tackled them? I’m cheesed

by Cau August 15, 2018

Cheese

Cheese the greatest food that are made by cows, sheep etc. But it's not just a normal cheese is a human cheese, half human, half cheese he also likes to hang up with people. some of people bully him because they don't like cheese.

Cheese is not that smart but really kind, he also get distracted easily.

Dennis: did you hang up with cheese
Alex: yes!

by Mr sissy drez August 27, 2021

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023