Fuck it, bro!

A strategy for making everyday life decisions that may be dangerous, illegal, or capable of hurting another's feelings, for example. It may be used when speaking to oneself or to a nearby person. The words "Fuck it bro!" must be uttered out loud for the strategy to apply. Most effective when NOT in the company of a bro.

A: "I seriously don't think you're gonna make that light..."
B: "Fuck it, bro!"
(speeds through the light)

"Well, I could either finish this paper due in two days or answer this text message for a booty call from Hot Guy A. Fuck it, bro!"
(pulls out cell phone)

by Roland the headless May 11, 2009

fuck shui

A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.

For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui

by The Arch Porphet of Fuck shui April 19, 2009

Fuck-Stain

the mark left in your bed after sex, or nick name for someone whos stupid

Man i got out of bed this morning and there was a huge fuck-stain on the sheets
John your a fuck-stain shut up.

by Zipppy July 13, 2006

a royal fucking

Amazing hardcore sex. Defined as royal because it's so good that it seems as only high class people should be treated that nice.

Billy bob gave me a royal fucking last night.

Billy bob: "Dude I gave that girl a royal fucking".

by Ud master November 11, 2013

sucks fuck

When something sucks really bad.

"God this class really sucks fuck"

by Katie Tran December 20, 2003

fucked sideways

(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.

I just saw your mom getting fucked sideways.

by Kenny D. December 5, 2004

Cuddle-Fuck

A classic and one of the best hook up moves ever created. Ask a girl to cuddle (usually while watching a movie), add some making out and dry sex... and bam you're popping that pussy and she's shaking that ass.

When you are about to cuddle-fuck your girl, make sure you rent a free movie because you'll never end up watching it.

I made the undefeated move of cuddle fucking my girl last night. Shit never fails.

by MSchneier November 17, 2011