Kidcessory 

A child had by a celebrity just for the attention. Usually given a bizarre name, because who cares what the child has to go through growing up, they're just a kidcessory.

D'ya hear? Kimye had a kidcessory and named it North West.

Kidcessory by Bobakalacka May 27, 2015

kawaii kids 

Non-Asian scenesters who speak 5 words of Japanese, go to Anime Conventions, listen to j-rock/j-pop, have 50,000 MySpace buddies that they can't really talk to because they're all in Japan and don't speak a word of English, or otherwise attempt to bastardize Japanese culture to make themselves seem cooler.

Me: Hey T, do you want A and M to come over and hang?

T: FUCK NO! All those damned kawaii kids ever want to do is watch Gazzette videos and play on MySpace, and I'll be the one having to clean up all the glitter and plastic toys after they leave!

kawaii kids by Dezmodus February 24, 2007

Shelf Kids 

sleep depriving, cobrah stalking kids who are stuck on a shelf that get little attention and are hated on by everyone.

we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.

yo those shelf kids are so badass.

because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.

wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!

Shelf Kids by gabby v January 21, 2009

popular kids

A bunch of arrogant snot nosed cocky pricks who think they are gangsters and go around beating people up. They own Geo Metros/ with meaningless "mods" such as body kits, large exhaust pipes, powder blue/powder pink paint job, a huge spoiler, blue/pink neon lights on the chassis, Altezza tail lights, a huge subwoofer in the back so everyone can hear the kid's "phat beats" playing, and last but not least, their prefect girlfriend who abuses her powers way too much in the shotgun seat.

pussy pussy pussy dick dikc dick

popular kids by Your all american reject April 22, 2005

Hardcore Kids 

HxC kids don't wear tight jeans, or have big hair, or listen to any bands listed above.

Typical HxC Kids have buzzed hair, khaki or gym shorts, and pullover hoodies.

REAL hardcore bands
Hoods
Hatebreed
Bane

REAL HxC Kids will don't do that gay "hardcore two-step" dancing talked about above either.

Leg tattoos are popular, but someone with all of the "stupid" piercings listed above like septums and large gauges is really a scenester, not hardcore

Hardcore Kids

Hardcore Kid, "Fuck those scene kids"
Hardcore Kid2, "Yeah, if they don't want to be in the pit, they should get the fuck out"

Hardcore Kids by drogomerta March 10, 2010

kidney shift 

What happens momentarily to a woman's body during heterosexual intercourse provided the man is "well equipped". During penetration the kidney shifts because of reduced space in the stomach area.

"smith I get swift wit the lyrical gift hit you wit the dick make you kidney shift...shhh
here we go here we go but I'm not domino"

Notorious B.I.G. - one more chance

kidney shift by BLANKZ January 30, 2008

train kids

Vagabond travelers in their 20s who live a hobo life hopping trains cross country. They survive by begging.

I gave my change to the train kids playing guitar on the corner of Broad and Shafer Court.

train kids by foam55 January 6, 2010