John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

John

A goofy boy

that mf John is acting goofy today.

by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019

John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020