Dirty Dana

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.

Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.

by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

dirty d

a character from the movie Pootie Tang.

Pootie Tang: Dirty D, you a baddy daddy lammie tai tebby chai!

I'm Dirty D dammit!

by Mike Buonomonomonomonomonomo July 12, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.

My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!

by ferjll November 9, 2007

Dirty Bird

Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.

My woman done pissed me off so I issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother's ass.

by Butter B. Bean May 2, 2003

dirty 7

this is a sexual pleasure in which a man inserts the index finger of either hand into the butt hole of a woman. Once the finger is inserted, the man then bends his finger into a hook or (7). Once this is accomplished, the man then rotates the 7 back in forth pleasing the woman. Once she has been pleased to her fulled ie orgasm, the man then removes his finger without breaking the seven. After the finger is securely out of the butt, the man then stamps the 7 on the forehead of the woman, letting her know what just occurred.

try the dirty 7, if you twist hard enough, she may puke, cum, and love you

by Chelap's Dick February 8, 2010

Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!

I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental

by bolt451 November 17, 2009

Dirty Dana

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall

Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."

by waterpolokid May 27, 2013