Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

cock jockey

one who rides the cock vigorously

the gay man said to Pee-Wee Herman, "Ride me you fuckin cock-jockey, ride me bitch"

by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003

Soft Cock

A soft cock is a guy who doesn't go out looking for stray cats. He likely has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, and his friends, who are/have hard cocks and are typically desperate for action on any given night, call him a soft cock when they go out to the bars and he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

Hey Mitch, who's going to the bar tonight to pick up?

Chris isn't, he's a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004

Cock Smoke

a "tute", who only sucks dick, that means NO vaginal intercourse!

hey check out cock smoke over there!
or
you cant fuck that cock smoke but she will suck you off.

by The Kenny K January 18, 2006

cock-bib

In order to avoid risk of an STD or transmission of bodily fluids , or if the woman is just plain nasty, a BIB can be manufactered using a plastic grocery bag(Loblaws preferred). A hole is cut in the center of the bag and the penis goes throught the hole. A condom is then applied to the penis creating shield to protect the male from getting any "nasty" on himself.

" Dude that chick was so stank i had to cock-bib her "
" Word "

by Jeff and Aaron combined effort December 20, 2008

cock boy

A homosexual text whipper, who believes himself to be of a "hard" quality. One who really likes to make gay jokes, and or loves cocks. (I.E. Cancer, Gnidus, Aeark, Draino, Lassie, Side, Ryoko, Thelle, Balthazar, Deviant)

### Cancer just broadcasted, "All hail cock boy!"

by COCK_BOY April 28, 2003