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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career
"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"
by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025
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Joe Snapchat

Joe snapchat is the guy that shags abe's burd.
Abe were you going to meet your bird erin? Aye min im OMW x. What the heeeel why is joe snapchat pegging my bird eh.
by Joe snapchat December 19, 2020
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Joe

This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
- who’s that hot dude

- name’s joe

- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!

-yh… guess who he’s taken by

- probs some hot ass chick

- nope! By me 😏
by SOTASANAHTA September 30, 2021
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Joe-Curriding

Angory Mannnnn
"MY man was JOE-CURRIDING THIS BIRD FAM"
by cultured fake aussie 123 September 4, 2020
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Joe McCann

A godlike being, who can travel faster than the speed of light, and has jokes so funny they make your head hurt.
Yo have you seen that guy, he's a total joe Mccann
by TheFactsSpitter June 7, 2021
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Joe

Joe
"Joe"
by J 0 E June 2, 2020
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