top you off

When someone at a party offers to refill your partially drank alcoholic drink for you.

Can I top you off girl?

by MarkyMark022 February 16, 2018

bench off the crap

a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.

Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(

by giantone September 10, 2012

Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 12, 2012

Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 4, 2018

tryna get off

someone is trying to play you

Friend "Your boyfriend is ugly girl"

You "You tryna get off "

by khi July 27, 2017

jack off july

You can Jack off all you want in July

Man I’m gonna have fun during jack off july.

by Blackcardood December 22, 2018

go off Sis

a phrase Females use when their friend is venting or Stating facts about someone.

kayla: "Patrica always tryna take peoples man but she not even cute."
Sam:" GO off Sis"

by missingthehitormiss January 14, 2019