shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …
ur mom is very fucking hot
by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021
Get the ur mommug. The best comeback in the world
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021
Get the Your Mommug. 
start of day;
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
"hey honey do you need anything?"
10 minutes later;
"thats a unusual outfit to wear, would your mom allow that"
"your moms a luger mom"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
Get the luger mommug. A sexy women that likes big white cocks especially me rafal and fabian that's y she wears no bra while we are there
by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019
Get the Dinis mommug. by Some person on the internet :D September 18, 2021
Get the ur mommug. In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
Get the Soccer mommug.