Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"

Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.

by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019

storybook kid

A kid, or any person in general, who acts like or exhibits traits of a stereotypical child/character in stories, movies, and TV shows.

Example: Acting without common sense, being overly adventurous and daring

"My little brother ran away to explore an abandoned house because he wanted to find ghosts."
"What a storybook kid."

by kimbi August 31, 2019

Corridor Kid

That one asshole that everyone has to deal with at school, either a bitchy girl or a stupid ass boy that goes down the corridor pushing people around like they own the world.

They’re so up their ass that’s it’s unbelievable, they do eventually learn their lesson after they barge into someone that they shouldn’t of.

Corridor kids are so annoying, all they do is cause trouble.

by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.

North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids

by Central Kids September 9, 2019

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

dunkin kid

delinquent zidiot who spends all their time at dunkin donuts smoking reciepts and cinnamon buns.

welp, fuck it, i knew little dylan would grow up to be a zipperhead, dunkin kid, magnum opus ziggerot.

by steveupsidedown October 3, 2019