The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
Get the Donkey Hoemug. A lazo hoe is a lazy slut that lays on her back and takes any dick she can get, including her cousins. She is a dead fuck unless she's bent over taking it in the ass. The skank would fuck anyone who calls her pretty and spends 5 minutes with her because she's an old broken krusty cum rag. A lazo hoe will buy any dude she's with new cars, houses and finance their lives just to keep them and feel loved.
That bitch bought me a jeep and I'm going to take her for everything. When I'm done she's going to wish she wasn't such a lazo hoe
by vrcoon January 24, 2023
Get the Lazo hoemug. by @capbeast.combiach May 6, 2018
Get the Hoemug. 
When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023
Get the Hoe Mongeringmug. The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.
by Sambo90 November 13, 2022
Get the Hoe carmug.