dick fart

An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’

I totally messed that up, I’m such a dick fart!!!

by CanadianAF March 9, 2021

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fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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Layered fart

When she catches your fart in her mouth and blows it into a jar to sell it.

She caught my dirty, layered fart in her mouth and blew it into a jar to sell it.

by Layered Fart January 21, 2022

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Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

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