Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.

Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”

by Beexman May 7, 2022

Wobbly Eye

lazy eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.

Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye

by Ksa December 14, 2023

Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021