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Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!
Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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OG 2 Holler

A welder named Tyler who buys a sugar scoop welding hood but can’t weld and is addicted to cocaine and weed. Also fucks his cousins when home in the hills of Virginia.
Hey! Og 2 holler try this drug and weld this important piece.
by OnThePabst March 5, 2024
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Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
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2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment
Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.
by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023
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2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.
Edward is such a 2 minute trial
by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023
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all_hail_king_dotty.2

A goat that likes sucking @compdotty 🍆
Oh your acting like all_hail_king_dotty.2 towards me
by compdotty_cumsock February 19, 2021
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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?

A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.
I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.
by keyboard combos January 20, 2023
mugGet the `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]]}\|;:'",<.>/?mug.

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