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the purple penis mobile 

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Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!
Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!
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bro your penis is small 

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when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
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Devil's Penis 

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The Cigar; based on the people who smoke them and the success they've enjoyed. Other's who enjoy the Devil's Penis, Schwarzenegger, Hitler, Marco Rubio, Bruce Willis, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, Craig T. Nelson, etc.

Smoking a cigar is like performing fellatio on the Devil's Penis.
Rush Limbaugh enjoys sucking on the Devil's Penis as he sits on his mountain of cash; a fringe benefit of sucking the Devil's Penis.
Devil's Penis by TBogg fan November 9, 2012
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hot dog penis 

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the act of putting a persons ballsack over their erect penis, forming a hot dog penis.
"did you guys ever try doing the hot dog penis?"
hot dog penis by alllm August 26, 2016
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Ur friend a penis bend 

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Worse than ur brother a mother
Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
Ur friend a penis bend by Toccena March 20, 2018

Affirmative action penis 

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A man of majority ethnicity who noticeably favors a minority partner.
Jack has an affirmative action penis, he specializes in international relations.
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