tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

One Night Cam

A one night stand on webcam.

Cam sex.

You finger/jackoff on cam then you never speak of it again...

Tom: My friend Tina was talking to me last night...it was kinda late and somehow we ended up doing stuff over cam...
Ben: So it was a one night cam then?

Tom: She lives in Scotland. I'm never gonna see that chick again!

by Piggayy May 3, 2010

one handed tomb

A variation of the sexual position known as The Tombstone. This act is performed using just one arm, leaving the other totally free to perform the (Get) Lucky Dip

The Coach picked the Iron Sheik up for the one handed tomb.

by Gerry McCandless June 21, 2006

hammer one through

to have sex with a girl

common term you would not associate with girfriend or some one close

"did you hammer one through some slag last night"

yeah mate, hung out the back of her

by martin butters December 23, 2007

One-Hit Wonders

One-Hit wonders are those n00bs that think they are turnt-up after one hit of weed for the first time.

*takes one hit of weed for the first time* "Oh my god I'm so HIGH!!!"
"You're a One-hit wonder"
"look at all these One-Hit Wonders pretending they are high"

by geministic May 16, 2014

one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

take one for the team

Often used as a term to sacrifice yourself so some friends can get laid.

By Alex Agnew's terms it is to swallow your own sperm to get out of a sticky situation.

Go ahead guys, I'll take one for the team

by Fuck me analy sideways June 2, 2019