Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.

Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!

by SunShine39 January 24, 2019

Low Grade Blues

The phenomenon of posting online about a graded collectible whereby the original poster will always apologize for the low quality of said collectible.

"Just bought a new-to-me copy of Avengers #1, sorry for the low grade." Got them Low Grade Blues

by Slimcady March 3, 2023

A blue mountain state

When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck

Luke: have you seen Marko's sister

Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her

Tony:that must have been a long and hard night

by DirtyDan40 November 20, 2016

blue

feeling gloomy or sad

I'm blue adabadee abadi if i were green, I would die

by TheMadHippo64 March 26, 2022

Blue cheese

blue cheese i swear im addicted to blue cheese

u got sum blue cheese

by beanieater4 April 29, 2023

Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021

Hot blue moon

When you pee on a Belgian woman's chocolate starfish.

Last night I hot blue mooned her and she loved it.

by Imam Thurman March 1, 2015