David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.
by Kajaway January 24, 2025
Get the David the catmug. A fun, older to elderly black man that has a lot of spunk, pizazz, funk, and soul. A man that people can trust and look up to. A man that often tells jokes to keep the mood alive. A man that is respected. A man that resembles a cat in the sense that he is loving and sweet to those that treat him well, however, can be vicious towards those that are a threat to him or his community.
by The-floofer-lover December 26, 2023
Get the Black Catmug. by levi's lightsaber January 29, 2021
Get the kitty catmug. 
by Alfoa June 20, 2019
Get the Dry cat foodmug. by Bawsing is a word used to expr March 6, 2018
Get the Catmug. That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.
Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019
Get the Cat twinklemug.