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by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

New York Sober

When an individual does not smoke marijuana, but partakes in any and all other substancew.

- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "No, I'm New York Sober... I'll take a bump though!"

by Shnrx June 20, 2024

new

literally what this post is

you're not new trying to be original

by Alsssalsa May 4, 2019

new mexico

a place where no one lives in

Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.

New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025