Jack

A person whose dick is so enormous it does not fit their pants.

"Did you see jack"
"yeah his dick is huge"

by JJ101905 November 29, 2021

Jack

@jack__halligan

Oh JACK is such a cutie pie <3

by jacklover696969 January 6, 2021

Jack

Jack Rosen has a huge crush on Piper Chase

Jack Rosen thought Piper was the prettiest girl in school.

by wiltonhighschool June 21, 2019

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

Jack Omodei

flog, cunt, fag, pussy. Jack Omodei is a phrase used to describe any and all of these things it can be used interchangeably. Also can be used to describe a woman chaser and a keen runner. Large house with nice car. Loved but secretly hated by all his "friends". Very attractive mother and father.(would moin) World knowledge very limited almost stupid but still somewhat intelligent.

"Oh look there's a jack Omodei"
"Is he chasing down Niamh Jury"

by conzy paz August 7, 2019

jack kurtz

A little rat who can't spell or read

Look over there that kid spells worst than jack kurtz

by Quefff January 9, 2019