doofus face

f-tard, completely dumb and slow!

Melissa is a doofus face!

by ngkhatu April 20, 2008

blue facing

to be engage in the writing/reading of text messages or emails (such that the blue illumination of the electric device reflects off of your face).

Dude, stop blue facing, we have to go!

by B East December 15, 2008

kick it in the face

In relation to a computer, it's what you do, when it's acting up, in order to get it to work correctly again. It usually involves a series of applying the drastic last resort and/or brute force options. For example, turning off your computer by holding down the power button when end task doesn't work. Uninstalling and reinstalling the program when a reboot doesn't work. Finding and applying registry hacks. Using an entirely different program, computer or OS altogether. Removing hardware pci cards, one by one. Reinstalling the OS. Downgrading to the older OS. Replacing each piece of hardware one by one. Melting down the old pieces of hardware in case there's a trace of the software bug still sitting around on it wirelessly transmitting it's issue back to your computer. And the final last resort is melting down the entire thing and going back to pen and paper.

If this uninstaller doesn't get rid of AOL, then we'll have to kick it in the face.

by Neo42 January 20, 2009

Dorito Face

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.

Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.

by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019

U-face

U-turn; about-face.

His career witnessed a U-face and he got promoted to General Manager.

by uttam maharjan July 22, 2011

Failure Face

One who is either prone to failure, deserves to fail, or who's peers wish would fail, particularly exceptionally lazy and unmotivated people

If you keep missing school on purpose, you'll be a failure face...

by Special_K February 14, 2003

Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

by Big Nation April 4, 2003