Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Pirate's Eye

The eye that is damaged or lost from repeated prodding/poking, or Socket Rocketing.

Jake: Hey Zach, what happened to your eye?
Zach: My continued bad ideas led Paul to socket rocketing me repeatedly until my eye fell out. All I have now is this stupid eye patch.
Jake: Dude, that is one nasty Pirate's Eye

by littlenis May 1, 2009

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

eye of the traceur

The Way That One's Sense Of Sight Changes From Parkour And Freerunning

The freerunner has the eye of the traceur

by Aaron Parkour December 29, 2015

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

A spelled out name of Mickey Mouse which is M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E in Mickey Mouse Club Theme

1. How do you spell Mickey Mouse
2. em eye see kay ee why em oh you ess ee

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024

Wobbly Eye

lazy eye

"oh my PT has one of those eyes, you know.. a wobbly eye"

by alyakkkk March 1, 2023