Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021

Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.

Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.

by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body

"that mans penis is so small!"

by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022

Penis

The male organ that separates boys from men, and men from God.

"You are evil!" - can be heard clearly as your heart is being crushed spiritually following the extremely self-important misused of the aforementioned organs penis energy output.

by MagneticPortal January 17, 2020

Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020

penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!

Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro

by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 15, 2023