National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Sticky Friend

A Sticky Friend is someone you occasionally have coitus with, but still hang out with. Should not be confused with “friends with benefits” which is not nearly as social.

Oh hey Jake, this is Laura, my sticky friend

by OmercNeb August 2, 2025

The Rick Friend

This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends

Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no

Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*

by jophndon June 9, 2024

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012

Friends

Something you don’t have

“You have no friends”

by Ur a loner April 28, 2022

Light friends

Mature way of saying "friends with benifits". Used when adults are in the beginning stages of a relationship when sex is encouraged by both parties.

I would like to be light friends with you.

by LadyRose July 7, 2016

Best Friend

Swimmy and Goldfish (Aiden and Maddie)

Aiden and Maddie are the best example of best friends

by Swimmyyyyyyy June 11, 2018