kumquat fruit

a wack ass fruit nobody has ever heard of
its a funky fruit with an edible tardy peel you can find these ovals in southeast asia

guy farding: this party is so kumquat!
dick long: thats so kumquat
rueben: eyes likes kumquat fruit

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.

Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.

by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026

Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

Blox Fruits phenomenon

The phenomenon in which a piece of media considered extremely popular online or in niche spaces is, in reality, barely known offline.

Blox Fruits, despite being one of the biggest games ever at a point, is known by nearly nobody in real life. This is what the Blox Fruits phenomenon is named after.

by mesa6836 February 24, 2026

Friction Fruit

A gay man, usually a Twink but not always who thrives and gets off on causing drama or "friction" between couples friends or people just for the thrill. They usually are looking for someone to confide or need them just to feel wanted or needed. A true friction fruit does it for no reason, they just are who they are and can't exist is a situation without causing drama.

Damn, RIP Ceasar. you were a total friction fruit. ❤️.

by Frictionfruit March 12, 2026

Peaceful Fruit

Peaceful Fruits are fruits that are part of the Peaceful Fruit Society. With purity in both mind and nature; these good-natured, dependable fruits are harmless and actively bring joy to the world.

Here are the leading members of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- Coconut (Just look at them!)
- Tangerines and oranges
- Many others

RIVALS of the Peaceful Fruit Society:
- ANY AND ALL PINEAPPLES. ESPECIALLY THE FALSE PINEAPPLE (SCIENTIFIC NAME Ananas Macrodontes)
- NEPALESE RASPBERRY. IT LOOKS LIKE A BACTERIA.
The following fruits listed are members of the Evil Fruit Society. You can tell because they're blood red, spiky, and look disgustingly devious compared to the Peaceful Fruits.

Come join the Peaceful Fruit Society!
What about the Evil
NO FUCK OFF

by OddSmartman July 26, 2025