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forever cum dumpster

A woman for whom you're going to marry who has an insatiable desire for you to bust your nut in at any possible moment you desire any way you please.
Dude...she's the one! My Forever Cum Dumpster
by Rockknob January 6, 2024
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Cum-griddle

When a man ejaculates onto a waffle iron and makes fluffy sperm waffles.
Dude my brother makes the best cum-griddles.
by xxxKismetxxx January 7, 2024
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Reverse cumming

When you're so determined to avoid child support that your testicles literally start absorbing the cum out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, activate!
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
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Reverse cumming

When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw
NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!
by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024
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Poopy cum hole

When you are having anal sex, and your partner, shits on your penis while you are coming, hence poopy cum hole
Yesterday, Sarah gave me a poopy cum hole
by The tax um da um da um da January 14, 2024
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Cumming, GA

The people who founded "Cumming, GA" 😭
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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Cum

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I JUST BUSTED MY NUTS AND NOW I LOST 400 CHILDREN
by Gameify January 16, 2024
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