John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022

John

A goofy boy

that mf John is acting goofy today.

by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

john cena

nothing is there

i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena

by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019