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John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.
Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.
by Wombat00 December 29, 2021
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John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.
Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.
by eBucks May 31, 2024
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Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily
Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen
by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022
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