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John

John
John
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John

He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
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John’s Dictionary

The coolest person in the world so he has a dictionary
by Killa 678 February 14, 2021
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John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” The name Harry, on the other hand, is primarily a male name of English origin that means Army Ruler. Originally a diminutive form of Harold or Henry. When combined, the name John Harry stands for a piece of shrimp who's a simp for cars. Just kidding I dunno who you are and only you can define you. I'm guessing that you wanna become a doctor like your mom or dad? I dunno but i know for the fact that you'll be an amazing surgeon.
by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021
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Steamie Johns

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."
by deeplmao September 13, 2018
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John

Most boring, fucking basic ass name
Person 1: Hey! What’s your name?
Person 2: John!
Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*
by Zxulh February 6, 2022
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John Willy

After a spot of tea, I rode his John Willy.
by Brownald December 31, 2021
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