A lad with such a vast amount of foreskin that he is able to use the excess to make a beanie for the poor lass he’s in bed with
He looks like such a jack
by Lewis beans November 24, 2021
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Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
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by Swag_master68420 March 7, 2023
Get the Jack mug.When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021
Get the Jacks Dad mug.Jack is usually autistic and has no friends they should all die and no one like them and they are adopted and look fucked up they also jack off to minecraft nudes and act autistic
Jack is autistic
by User1746529 September 7, 2019
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