The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.
by Literally can't even. April 18, 2020
The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 22, 2015
Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
Verb- Monquief
by J_Wilkyyy September 18, 2019
by wassupweasel May 05, 2016
When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.
What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.
by LI9 November 25, 2018
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
by EZD May 01, 2015
This means eating Ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023