hippie cheese

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.

"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"

by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017

cheesed

screwed,done with everything,tired,excited

example:man my teacher just gave me a 10 page essay due tomorrow im so cheesed
example:just had a long day at work im so cheesed

by W4FFLES October 26, 2017

cheese slicer

A norwegian tool for slicing cheese.

Hey mom wheres the cheese slicer i want to have a cheese sandwich

by skee-lo October 27, 2017

Toothpaste Cheese

Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.

Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste

Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese

by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

moldy cheese

Some middle age man that looks like Vin Diesel and has mould on his head that looked like it came from cheese.

He looks like a moldy cheese head, Yuck!

by arun kulasekaran March 23, 2017

weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 24, 2017