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Sex Ed

I looked out of the sex ed health class. We were learning about the different positions and how they simulate you. I looked at AJ. I was going to his house tonight.
When I got to his house he opened the door. He told me that his parents were gone and he wanted to give me the FULL tour. First he went to his room, and we used our knowledge of sex ed together...
by A-girl-someone-likes November 13, 2018
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Sex in the Mouth

Used when describing an exciting moment. Meaning-Placing one's penis in the mouth of a woman or women.
After hitting a hole in one, Jonathan exclaimed "Damnit that's sex in the mouth right there!"
by JCakes February 7, 2013
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Nugget Sex

The process in which 2 or more amputee's commit to sexual intercourse. There should always be 1 physically enabled person to help out.
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by Succ me Off Daddy December 6, 2017
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Furry sex

by fuckitowox3 June 10, 2020
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incredible sex

Something you have only for the 1st week of a relationship.
We once had incredible sex, but now its just starfish sex.
by Meatstick1 August 20, 2007
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sex penny

A game where you throw a penny back and forth between two people aiming to make it down their shirts. If the penny makes it down your shirt, you have to remove an article of clothing.
We didn't have any cards to play strip poker, so we started a little game of sex penny at the party.
by Ashlen April 13, 2007
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Sex Story

a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.

i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
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