eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

by DGGG December 25, 2021

Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022

break.the.rules.123

Break.the.rules.123 is a really famous content creator from Edinburgh. she's the most sexy person that has ever lived.

break.the.rules.123 is so sexy

by Holly91738 March 27, 2022

my.unspoken.rules

a tiktok user that posts about how to be a better person. they post with cool backgrounds and simple text over it.

yo did you see the new video my.unspoken.rules posted!! i wish more people followed it.

by loveyjas April 12, 2022

2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is

Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule

by 459395 April 26, 2022

Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”

“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”

by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022

Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022