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Jiggery pokerying

I was just jiggery pokerying man
by niaaahjs December 17, 2023
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Prominence Poker

That stupid Texas Hold’em game that doesn’t really play like poker. It’s one that represents dodo’s because they both are stupid looking. Tends to always runner runner some dumb shiiiiii as well that works out the majority.
Prominence poker is for those wee wee types like tipsy and shakerpenny.
by Mancho1 March 3, 2024
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Pepperoni Plower Trap

Unique chess middle game technique which requires advanced positional mobility and illustrious Garlic knot tactical knowledge. This move is also know as the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation.
"I slammed Cagnus Marlson using the Pepperoni Plower Trap Yesterday."

"Revy Lozmen destroyed me in chess yesterday using the Garlic Knot Kiddie Counter Gambit: Scrabungus Variation."
by Lylian 69420 March 14, 2024
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Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
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Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.
After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.
by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024
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planning poker

Planning poker, or scrum poker, is an estimation technique used primarily in Agile project management to determine the relative size of user stories or tasks.
During the sprint planning meeting, the team used planning poker to estimate the effort required for each user story.
by Jim Philip June 1, 2024
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Sticker poser

Someone that buys a sticker pack online, and then stickers up their laptop or water bottle.

The opposite of a true sticker connoisseur, who goes to cool stores locally, and when traveling, and purchases genuinely, unique stickers.
Bonkowski is definitely a sticker poser. Dude bought a six dollar sticker pack online, to sticker up his laptop, and now he thinks he’s cool.
by Mr. Quackens February 27, 2026
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